Jessica. 21. Cis. She/Her. Gray-Aro Ace. Able-bodied. College student.

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OH, GOD. Okay, so, when I went to my grandpa’s house over spring break, we were sitting in the living room watching TV after dinner, and my grandpa’s like, “I gotta go to the bathroom, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go to the bathroom,” and I’m, all, “Yeah, okay,” and he keeps saying it, and then he gets out of his recliner and hE KEEPS FARTING, LIKE, WITH EVERY STEP, AND I’M LIKE, “GRAMPA, PLS,” AND HE SAYS, “I’M SORRY, BABY GIRL, I CAN’T HELP IT.”

  1. primadollly said: OMG THAT OLD PEOPLE FART-WALK
  2. ryangoslingers said: omg
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